HOWEVER, over the course of a three day convention (Wizard World Chicago, let's say), there are about twelve times that THIS conversation happens:
TROY: Hey, how's it going?
COMIC GUY: Great! So you do this Common Grounds comic?
TROY: Yep, that's one of mine.
COMIC GUY: That's so cool. I think I might have heard of it or something. Hey, how does a person go about getting their stuff published?
TROY: Well, that's---
COMIC GUY: 'Cause I have this fantastic idea for a new comic. If I could just get it published, I KNOW it'd be the hottest thing on the shelves!
TROY: Really? Well, I---
COMIC GUY: Let me tell you about it. It's about this girl named Gabrielle Ravenstorm, and she's a stripper. But what she doesn't know is that she's also the daughter of both a demon and an archangel, see, and she gets mixed up with this evil coven of witches, but when she crosses them, they end up using her as a human sacrifice. So because of her heritage, her soul is unable to fully enter either Heaven or Hell, see, and so she's taken in by this mysterious being
known only as The Other, right, and he trains her in every form of fighting arts, and he gives her this mystical sword, and if she strikes you with the sword, you end up going either to heaven or hell, depending on how it judges your soul...cause, see, the sword has it's own mentality and everything...and so The Other sends her out into the world to send souls on to their final destination...but what she doesn't know is that her father, the demon from Hell, hates her because of the angelic side of her nature, and so he keeps sending his hellspawn after her to bring her to Hell, see, and the only help she gets is from her boyfriend, Jake Blue, who's also a detective with the NYPD, but who doesn't know that he himself is also a fallen angel who has been charged, subconsciously, with protecting Gabrielle. Oh, and her sword can also teleport her anywhere on earth and it tells her when people are lying. And she has these big angel wings and can fly. Now, let me tell you what her first sixteen issues are like...that's all I've outlined so far...TROY: I, uh, I've been sitting here for a good six hours now. I'd better hit the bathroom.
COMIC GUY: That's ok, I'll tell you about it on the way...
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Sadly, this kind of behavior isn't limited to burgeoning comic book authors. Surely you have gone to a Game Store or Hobby Shop where someone has decided they must tell you all about their uber-cool Drawo ranger who dual-wields scimitars but isn't a Drizzt clone, honest, and here's his backstory to explain why....
Or, Eris help me, a Vampire LARP. That's often a train wreck of biblical proportions.
The difference is that if I'm at a game store or hobby shop, I can walk away. At a convention or comics shop appearance, I'm stuck behind a table, ostensibly there to talk to folks. Personally, I love that...except for the guy I just mentioned...
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