When it's time for my classes to write a critique paper, we usually watch a movie and write a review. This semester, we watched the Paul Newman classic, Cool Hand Luke. Here are a selection of the comments I received:"I guess it was OK for a movie that old. It wasn't a classic, though, like Fight Club."
"I never realized Paul Newman was an actor before he made salad dressing."
"I liked it all right, but I would have preferred something cute like Miss Congeniality or Legally Blonde" (never fails)
"The lead character is a man named John" (yeah, the title is just a red herring, I guess)
"I give it a seven. I would have given it more, but the special effects were terrible." (???)
"I mainly like vampires, but it wasn't too bad.""If they hadn't killed him at the end, they could have done a sequel."
"It's not that I don't like prison movies. But I like ones like Lockup."
"If Paul Newman made this kind of movie, I can't say I'm upset he died."
"The movie we watch was Cold Hand Luke."
"It would make a lousy video game."
7 comments:
those comments cannot be real - please tell me this is not the future generation
Oh, they're real-er than real, Mike. Have you read the other posts I've made about stuff from my classes? If not, you should check 'em out. It gets a lot "better" than this...
Ok post, but not enough action.
Can I port this post to my XBOX 360?
Not only that, Jason, but you can twitter it to your blackberry Wii...
This post would make a terrible video game.
Lol, I love these student comment posts. More please!
I think these comments alone are proof that some evil organization is out to destroy our society by making our youth into complete morons, by destroying their brains with video games. Absolute Proof!
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