Erin: The contents of my crack are off-limits, as they're the subject of my forthcoming docudrama, "Hickman's Heinous Anus," part of the Sundance Channel's "Month of Colonoscopy"...
Toastie: If I didn't love you guys, would I put seed out in my backyard for you every day?
Oh, hell, I dunno. I write comic books, teach at a college, raise my wayward kid, love my wayward girlfriend, and generally make a supreme ass of myself on a semi-regular basis.
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Baby Gherkins, the infant able to see through all the BS....
Tase Him Again, Bro!
The title of this blog paraphrases a line from an old SNL sketch, and it pretty much capsulizes a quality I think far too many of us (myself woefully included) seem to let fall by the wayside. Yeah, we need to be concerned with what's going on in the world. Yeah, we need to deal with our problems in a cerebral manner. But dammit, for our own sanity and for the collective mindset of the human species, sometimes we have to just shut up and enjoy the Ozzy!
Thought of the Day
Sure, the world has gone to hell, but it doesn't have to be a one-way trip...
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You know, I bet that if you had a crazed weasel IN your crack, you'd post more.
I just thought you didn't love us any more. Looks like I was right.
Erin: The contents of my crack are off-limits, as they're the subject of my forthcoming docudrama, "Hickman's Heinous Anus," part of the Sundance Channel's "Month of Colonoscopy"...
Toastie: If I didn't love you guys, would I put seed out in my backyard for you every day?
Chirp, Chirp!
Yort, you should do the flicker meme that your fantasy theater buddy did. That should result in some scary imagery.
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