No, It's Not a Two-Headed Dinosaur!

My class was writing double dactyls today, and one of the kids said "jeez, did YOU ever have to write one of these?"

So I sat down while they were writing one and wrote a couple myself, just to prove I'm "down wit da man."

Memories, mammaries,
Cassandra Peterson,
dressed as Elvira she
gives men a rise.

Bouncing her bosoms such
titanitosity
if she's not careful she'll
blacken her eyes.





Boogity Boogity,
Idi Amin Dada
Ugandan dictator
of massive size.

Last King of Scotland or
Cannibalistical?
Did he serve his people
with some french fries?

Troy Hickman, Grade 3 (bows)